An investigator’s report into “Deflategate” cited a series of texts between two New England Patriots employees as key evidence in the conclusion that the Patriots likely deflated footballs in the AFC title game _ and that quarterback Tom Brady probably knew about it.

The texts were between Jim McNally, the officials’ locker room assistant, and John Jastremski, an equipment assistant for the Patriots.

The texts were published in the 243-page report issued Wednesday, and show the two joking about overinflating the balls and complaining about Brady. The NFL report said while many of the exchanges were an attempt at humor, investigators believed the jokes were based on actual events.

Here’s a few examples:

WHAT BRADY SAID TO THEM:

The texts suggest Brady mentioned to Jastremski that McNally must have “a lot of stress” trying to get the footballs “done.”

McNally: “Tom sucks…im going to make that next ball a f—in balloon.” (Oct. 17, 2014)

Jastremski: “Talked to him last night. He actually brought you up and said you must have a lot of stress trying to get them done…” (Oct. 17, 2014)

INFLATION LEVELS:

The two shared thoughts and jokes on how to overinflate the balls, and they had some choice words for Brady. They also said Brady was correct when he had complained that some of the footballs from the Oct. 16 game against the Jets were overinflated: Some had measured nearly 16 pounds per square inch, well above the 12.5-13.5 range the NFL requires.

McNally: “Make sure you blow up the ball to look like a rugby ball so tom can get used to it before Sunday” (Oct. 21, 2014)

McNally: “16 is nothing… wait till next Sunday” (Oct. 17, 2014)

McNally: “F— tom….make sure the pump is attached to the needle…..f—in watermelons coming” (Oct. 23, 2014)

BRIBES:

The report describes exchanges that indicate the two Patriots employees wanted sneakers and signed footballs in exchange for tampering with the balls for Brady.

McNally: “Better be surrounded by cash and newkicks….or its a rugby Sunday” (Oct. 24, 2014)

Jastremski: “Maybe u will have some nice size 11s in ur locker”

McNally: “Remember to put a couple sweet pig skins ready for tom to sign” (Jan. 7, 2015)

Jastremski: “U got it kid…big autograph day for you”

McNally: “Nice throw some kicks in and make it real special”

DISSING BRADY:

McNally: “The only thing deflating sun..is his passing rating” (Oct. 23, 2014).

WERE THEY READY TO RAT?

One text message from McNally referring to himself as the “deflator” suggests that he might contact the media.

“jimmy needs some kicks….lets make a deal…..come on help the deflator” (May 9, 2014)

“Chill buddy im just f—in with you ….im not going to espn……..yet.”